The staff at The Funk Report took some time off to search the world over in a quest for the funkiest of jamz; those tasty groove nuggets that will cause a 3-alarm fire in your pants. From the deepest catacombs of the ancient world to the highest peaks of the Himalayas, the perspicacious explorers of the The Funk Report have captured the equivalent of El Dorado’s gold, stolen Nazi artwork and King Tut’s gravity bong all rolled up into one.

So get the fuck ready because we have returned to tickle your funny bone and nibble your nasty bone - we promise.